The January 2010 issues of Runners World had a little snippet on the proper etiquette of passing gas while running. I thought that SGC could adopt something similar in the bylaws.
Passing gas whiling running or cycling is excusable and inevitable, but...
- You may not mock another runner/cyclist for having passed gas, unless he/she has previously mocked you for the same or unless he mocks himself/herself.
- If a runner/cyclist has taken pains to mask flatulence, pretend nothing has happened
- It's fun to pretend that the gas you expelled is propelling you forward, like a booster rocket. That isn't really a guideline, though, it it?
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