After some intensive research and calculations, the following has been concluded:
It costs approximately $100 to lose 1gram from your bike.
A paperclip weighs approximately 1 gram.
453.6 grams is the equivalent of 1lb.
It costs approximately $453 to lose 1lb from your bike.
The average poop weighs 123.6 grams.
In order to lose 1lb you must burn 3500 more calories than you consume.
Ultimately, the most cost effective weight loss system is to spend 6 hours riding (approx. 5100 calories) and take a natural supplement to maintain a regular system (2 poops per day = 250 grams) and you could easily lose 2 lbs per week without spending a dime.
In review, riding and pooping is FREE. Lighter doesn’t necessarily mean FASTER.
Consider yourself enlightened.
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